"Stupid Quotes"

Have you ever heard someone say something so stupid that it either made you bust out laughing or mad you lose faith in the human race? Well, this is the home for both types! Here are a few of my favourites:

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness." - Alicia Silverstone, Actress

"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby." - Anonymous Manufacturer

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears, Pop Singer

"Where the hell is Australia anyway?" - Britney Spears, Pop Singer

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese." - Charles De Gaulle, former French President

"Everything that can be invented has been invented." - Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents,1899

"Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself." - Chicago Rotary Club journal, "Gyrator"

"Most lies about blondes are false." - Cincinnati Times-Star, headline

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

"Half this game is ninety percent mental." - Danny Ozark, Philadelphia Phillies manager

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." - David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes

"The only reason we're 7-0 is because we've won all seven of our games." - David Garcia, baseball team manager

"We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out." - Decca Records Rejecting the Beatles, in 1962

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